January 9, 2006
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I went to the doctor today. It was fun! I like having fun with my doctors. Why should a visit to the doctor be boring and annoying?
Yes, I am healthy. Very healthy. LOL
Doc: Hello, I see you're a new patient of mine. I usually ask a few questions so we can get to know each other.
Me: Oh...questions. Cool.
Doc: Yeah, so are you allergic to anything?
Me: Nope.
Doc: Are you on any medications?
Me: Nope but a couple of people I know would probably suggest you put me on something.
Doc: (laughs) Do you smoke?
Me: Yes. I do. I am in distress.
Doc: Well, you're very healthy but I would suggest you quit smoking. Whenever you're ready. If you feel like quitting, there are over-the-counter aids and your insurance can reimburse you for it.
Me: Oh well my sorority sisters do the voice box imitation thing all the time.
Doc: I guess (laughs) I don't have to give you a lecture then. It's up to you when you want to quit.
Me: I know. I'll let you know when I'm up for the challenge.
Doc: Are you sure there's nothing bothering you?
Me: Nope, I'm good. Although, my mom told me to tell you to yell at me about being overweight.
Doc: You're not that overweight. If your metabolism is a bit slow then it's slow. I'll just give you whatever tests you need and when I check your thyroid, I'll let you know.
Me: Okay cool. I think I gain weight from school. I smoke because I'm stressed out.
Doc: Do you drink?
Me: Yes. Occasionally.
Doc: Occasionally? How often are there occasions?
Me: Pretty often I'd say.
Doc: My doctor asked me how often I drink and I said on occasion and then I was thinking is that a trick question.
Me: No surprises here. I drink for every occasion I can find an excuse for.
Doc: Well you're very young.
Me: Yeah, I'll be drinking in six months after I graduate.
Doc: Oh, you're a smart one. I'm so surprised that you're advanced.
Me: Eh, it's nothing.
Doc: I'm proud of you. You should be proud of yourself.
Me: Yeah, I have to get a job.
Doc: What kind of job are you looking for?
Me: I don't know.
Doc: What are you studying?
Me: History.
Doc: Oh I see.
Me: It's okay. I go to Baruch.
Doc: (laughs) I'm sure you'll find something.
Me: I hope so or I may be drinking more than just occasionally.
Doc: (laughs) You're the easiest patient I've had all day.
Me: Well, I waited a long time.
Doc: I'm so sorry about that.
Me: It's okay.
Doc: Well, it was a pleasure meeting you (laughs) and I wish you lots of luck!
Me: Same here. Have a great day! (laughs and skips out of doctor's office)
::smiles::
And that was my trip to the doctor.
Comments (2)
lol. that was funny, pupcake.
Haha... Dentists are scary!! hehe
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